Anonymous asked:
my names courtney hurd but i look like andrew stone ... what does this mean??

This means you should probably give up on life. There is not point for you anymore.

Anonymous asked:
my friend and i both look like two characters from the Hangover, has the lord done this to us on purpose?

Most likely. Pairing outcasts in society together seems fair and kind, don’t you think? At least now they will have the opportunity to thrive together.

Anonymous asked:
my dad said jesus is a mustard seed, what does this connotation mean?

The Parable of the Mustard Seed is one of the shorter parables of  myself, Jesus.

Anonymous asked:
no the smell of fish and chips

Oh. Safe.

Anonymous asked:
thank you jesus, please tell god to be well:)

He doesn’t need your approval to feel OK, he’ll do it anyway.